Anybody Need This Sign, Benny Lava?

Benny Lava is the video that has long been sweeping the nation and has made me wonder about the musical artist who made the song with serious intentions... but not enough to do any research about him. below i have posted the link and some lyrics to the song.

Male
Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo?
My looney bun is fine, Benny Lava!
Maanavar nenjil meyndha nilaavo?
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
En madi meedhu saayndha nilaavo?
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
Ennidam vandhu vaayndha nilaavo?
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

Haikuvae haikuvae... high speedil vandhaaye…
Have you been high today? I see the nuns are gay
Eyebrowai male thookki, I love you endraaye…
My brother yelled to me, I love you inside Ed

Female
Kalluri vaanil kaayndha nilaavo?
My looney bun is fine, Benny Lava!
Maanavar nenjil meyndha nilaavo?
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Haikuvaai haikuvaai… I love you endraale…
I told a high school girl, I love you inside me

I'd love to see you pee on us tonight! (x2)

Male: April May eppodhum
You fill me up with doom
Female: veppaththil veppaththil
Quit looking up at me!
Male: Endraalum ennangal
You got a minute girl?
Female: theppaththil theppaththil
The puppy had a fee

Female: Dolphin gal thullaadhaa...
Don't think I do love her
Male: Ullaththil ullaththil
We're looking in a pill
Male: vellaththil vellaththil
We're looking in a pill

y little phonetic matching at all except for the final syllable.
Female: Pollaadha aadavaa...
All of them like the bun
Male: Naan pooppandhu aadavaa?
Now poop on them, Oliver!

www.bennylava.net/

Lucid Dreams

I recently experienced a dream in which i figured out i was sleeping, and was then able to control what happened next. These dreams are called lucid dreams, which can apparently be accessed willingly through practice. This was new for me because i could control everything not only my own actions, the setting, other people, and it didn't have to make sense in the logical world. The dream was not controlled by rational thinking, but only my subconscious thoughts, so I couldn't dream of anything that I wanted, only what my sub-conscience decided I would. It was weird.

The Mall

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Eats Shoots and Leaves

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The Invention Of Lying

The Invention Of Lying

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